These are pretty good

Have fun ^___^

Smart Wife, Dumb Husband

Wife Vs Husband
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to
concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and
pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?" "Yep," the
wife replied, "in-laws."

Words
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a
day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000. The wife replied, "The reason has to be
because we have to repeat everything to men. The husband then turned to
his wife and asked, "What?"

Stupid and Beautiful
A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and
so beautiful all at the same time." The wife responded, "Allow me to
explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made
me stupid so I would be attracted to you!"

The Beast
Husband and wife were in the midst of a violent quarrel, and hubby was
losing his temper. "Be careful," he said to his wife. "You will bring
out the beast in me." "So what?" his wife shot back. "Who's afraid of a
mouse?"

Coffee
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the
coffee each morning. The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up
first, and then we don't have to wait so long to get our coffee." The
husband said, "You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do
it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee." Wife
replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the
man should do the coffee." Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show
me." So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him
at the top of several pages, that it indeed says .... "HEBREWS”

bahahahahahahaha theses are pretty goooddd wahahaha

Lol nice~
XD "Hebrews" *cracks up*